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Session G

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EEFL Championship

ZENITH DIVISION

Southampton serve notice on the rest of the league, wiping out Oulu's head-start in the first session. The Neophytes get the thanks by beating Oulu; Kruschenko hits a corner from Feynman in the 73rd minute. Oulu beat the bottom two teams to remain in second, and next session's SAR-OUL match looks to be the bran-burner everyone expects.

Upper Promovals

CHARYBDIS DIVISION

The Fireworkers score a last-minute goal to draw the Brotherhood and come second by one goal. Da Gurlz almost came back to draw the leaders as well, but fell short and managed only draws in the other two matches. The Mayhem play perfectly scorless ball for a tenuous third place.

SCYLLA DIVISION

The Automata take the best fixtures they are likely to see for a while and parlay it into their first MVP of the season. The Clansmen take a well- deserved point from them and beat the Comedians for second place. Wee Alpha follow after an opening loss to Adirondack. Athletico and the Horn lose two, but take a difficult draw each to maintain respect and goal difference.

Middle Promovals

DEATH DIVISION

The Barrabases continue their rampage, winning three straight and allowing no goals (and only two shots on!). The two absent teams combine for 6 points, and the Tigers are still looking for a mascot and a winning strategy.

FAMINE DIVISION

The Plankton determine the early lead, losing to the Wookies while they draw the Juggernaut. Having made themselves the early favorites, the two teams will decide it themselves next session. The Blues take a win at Vermont, dropping the Crusaders into a tie with the Musicians.

PESTILENCE DIVISION

Stone Age carefully walk past all their opponents to take an early lead. The Saints manage two goals against the Taskers for second place, but have to take on the leaders next session.

WAR DIVISION

Mississauga hold the Chaos scoreless for their only point loss of the session, and everyone else manages 2-3 points to make the early going all too close for comfort. Bramming look tough against Leuven.

Lower Promovals

AMPERSAND DIVISION

I won't even pretend to sort out the "correct" order for the bottom four teams; the Herd beat the Swamprotters, and all the other applicable matches were draws. I'll let the later matches sort them out. The Hombres beat Mulhouse to take the division lead, and, well, you see the rest of the semi-carnage in the table. Still, this could turn into a very interesting race in about 2 matches.

FENNER DIVISION

The Crunchers beat up on the Thunder for the division's best goal difference, but lose their other two matches. The Beerbellies slip into first with three 1-0 games, and the last-place teams are only one goal under with a win each. If QQQ show up next time, this could easily be a 4-team race.

LYNCH DIVISION

The Gorillas and Bandits take a draw each during their MVPs (the first since, well, a long time for the Bandits); a Freak blowout gives first place to the Parisians. Singapore beat Tempered for third place.

MERRILL DIVISION

The Vultures and Bulgarians each run into a stubborn novice, and give up their first points in an otherwise excellent session. Sydney ride their extra point into 3rd place, while the Lost ones hang the skin on the wall for their only bright point of the session.

PIERCE DIVISION

Pittsburgh suffer a draw against the Utensils, and win the other two for the early lead and their first MVP. The Bombers beat the Herons to tie for second place. Broadmoor come close twice, but can't find the finishing touch, and start in the basement.

SMITH DIVISION

Chicago beat the Philosophers, but everyone loses 2 points and there are 3 teams at the top. The Kitties can't score and let in 5 goals, and find themselves at the bottom of the pile.

Non-Promoval Groups

APIARY DIVISION

Flying-Deer holds off Hentais for their only lost point of the session, and Mad Face beat the Tumbleweeds on goal difference to decide the top 3 spots. Tollcross and the Raiders get a win each to stay in the race, although AVR looks quite weak against Mad Face. The Alchemists lose 3 matches by only 4 goals; not much, but they have to start on the bottom.

AVIARY DIVISION

Vienna beat the Emperors and Borg, but can't get past WA-HA and drop to 3rd place. The Warriors beat WA-HA and lose to CAM, accounting for all the points. Nice division -- no draws yet.

ESTUARY DIVISION

The Physicists have a little trouble with Brauhaus in the opening match, but cruise on from there to open a 2-point lead. Aurora and the Wolfsters follow with 4 points each, and the other 3 teams start to fade early.

SECONDARY DIVISION

Barton get wiped out by White Beach, but their blowout of Shamrock over- shadows it for top spot in the table. Adelaide beat the Presidents to decide last place for now.

TERTIARY DIVISION

Lester forget to show up and therefore lead the division. Four teams go without losing in a 5-draw session, so keep an eye on this division for future entertainment.

TIPPERARY DIVISION

The Mighty Eagles are finally living up to their name, outshooting each opponent by at least 2:1 for a 3-point lead on the division. Two teams forget to show up, and finish in the middle of the pack. Ajax don't score, but the defense holds the opponents to only one.

TRINARY DIVISION

The Misfits get a late, short-handed goal at Valencia to lead the division. A pair of obvious wins over novice teams provide a nice goal cushion. The Oldies beat the Force 2-0 for second place. The hapless Force score nothing but a "sympathy" goal in minute 270, and currently bring up the rear.

tjc